Bar night musings

1: TITS!
2: YEAH!
2: ASS!
1: YEAH!
2: TITS and ASS!
1: SHIT!
2: YEAH! SHIT COVERED ASS!
1: YEAH!

Open Mic Night

Two guys outside looking at pictures or something
"How did you do?"
"I did pretty well, I go two buttholes, three pussies and...(mumbling)"

bar night fights

A guy gets kicked out of bar night, and a girl is crying.
"Lets go back in"
"You can't fight them all, there were ten of them"
"I fought one of them, I can take the rest"
"I just want to go home"
"LET US IN... FUCK CZ..."
They make out.
He rattles the gate and pounds on the window.
He tags CZ all over the gate.
He runs away.

tuesday afternoon

One girl talking to another: ...I don't know about the beasteality though... It is just kind of ....

Are you a moron or something?!
Did you see a muffin in there?
I don't see it.

Non Perishables

"What time is is?"
"hmmm... time to party"
"time to get ill"
"1:30"

Brewed Awakening

"So wait, you got a black mac book because it was pretty?"
"Yeah"
"Seriously?"
"Well the white mac book just doesn't fit into my punk lifestyle"