Strange love

(Gate Rattles)

Oh Co-op! You know you want me... I know I want you.

Destruction

" ive got a crowbarrr, ive got a crowbarr, crowbarrrrrr"

(something drops)

danielle: "oops i dropped it..."

proceeds to break toasters and misc. items, heaving and groaning like animals for 10 minutes.

(mystery man says they shouldn't be using the crowbar to break shit)

dude 1: we have permission, i checked it out!
mystery man: from who?
dude 1: morgan
mystery man: for what?
dude 1: for breaking shit from the free pile. we're also going to check out a broom.

danielle: well if you don't want me to use a crowbar, I won't. But I'm still going to break it...It's already broken.

CZ courtyard 4/20

girl: "I don’t have a key"
boys and girls: "we don’t have a key either, we’re locked outtt."
girl: "GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK...GIVE ME MY PHONE BAAAACK"

Some kind of band night

girl #1: "we'll be calling you later to pick us up from the police station."

girl #2: "...you're not going to get arrested."

another wild night

"he's not going to pass out, he's going to run away....listen, that bike lock right there is a big chain. put it around his waist and on the thing."

"cmon marcus cmon."

*heaving noises*

Bar night musings

1: TITS!
2: YEAH!
2: ASS!
1: YEAH!
2: TITS and ASS!
1: SHIT!
2: YEAH! SHIT COVERED ASS!
1: YEAH!

Open Mic Night

Two guys outside looking at pictures or something
"How did you do?"
"I did pretty well, I go two buttholes, three pussies and...(mumbling)"

bar night fights

A guy gets kicked out of bar night, and a girl is crying.
"Lets go back in"
"You can't fight them all, there were ten of them"
"I fought one of them, I can take the rest"
"I just want to go home"
"LET US IN... FUCK CZ..."
They make out.
He rattles the gate and pounds on the window.
He tags CZ all over the gate.
He runs away.

tuesday afternoon

One girl talking to another: ...I don't know about the beasteality though... It is just kind of ....

Are you a moron or something?!
Did you see a muffin in there?
I don't see it.

Non Perishables

"What time is is?"
"hmmm... time to party"
"time to get ill"
"1:30"

Brewed Awakening

"So wait, you got a black mac book because it was pretty?"
"Yeah"
"Seriously?"
"Well the white mac book just doesn't fit into my punk lifestyle"

singing in what sounds like a megaphone, 2:08 AM, post special dessert

"oh where oh where can my be, oh where oh where can it be?"
repeat 2x

After the Ridge Pirate raid/spatula battle 21:43

"To the chancellor's house"

"Yaaarrrgggg"

After the CZ pirate raid 21:37

-"Woooo"
-" Arrrrrrgggg"

-"We got a lot of mean comments like who let you in, and we are trying to study"

-"Bind her with blood"

-"arg"

-"My hand, he ate my hand, ate it."

-"Ridge?"

(I alerted my housemates, and we prepared to defend our home with spatulas)

Pirates gather at the CZ gate 21:32

-"Hello! We are here to rape and pillage. Arrrrrrrgggggg"

-"Are we pillaging yet?"

- "It must be done!"

Bar Night Again

"my favorite part is when they put the baby in the tanning bed"

Bar Night

(Lots of wildebeast gather outside the gate)
random girl: "I am just calling my friend"
guy: "Are yyyyyoooooouuuuuuuuuu ddddddrrrrrrruuuunnnnkkkkk?"
girl: "Its just about getting inside"

Acid Adventure

1 U-haul + 30 CZars = noisy

Overheard by northgate at 23:30

Pacific Union Railroad; fuck yeeeaaahh! You got a problem with that? --I'll put a piece to your nose.