CZ courtyard 4/20

girl: "I don’t have a key"
boys and girls: "we don’t have a key either, we’re locked outtt."
girl: "GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK...GIVE ME MY PHONE BAAAACK"

Some kind of band night

girl #1: "we'll be calling you later to pick us up from the police station."

girl #2: "...you're not going to get arrested."

another wild night

"he's not going to pass out, he's going to run away....listen, that bike lock right there is a big chain. put it around his waist and on the thing."

"cmon marcus cmon."

*heaving noises*