Strange love

(Gate Rattles)

Oh Co-op! You know you want me... I know I want you.

Destruction

" ive got a crowbarrr, ive got a crowbarr, crowbarrrrrr"

(something drops)

danielle: "oops i dropped it..."

proceeds to break toasters and misc. items, heaving and groaning like animals for 10 minutes.

(mystery man says they shouldn't be using the crowbar to break shit)

dude 1: we have permission, i checked it out!
mystery man: from who?
dude 1: morgan
mystery man: for what?
dude 1: for breaking shit from the free pile. we're also going to check out a broom.

danielle: well if you don't want me to use a crowbar, I won't. But I'm still going to break it...It's already broken.

CZ courtyard 4/20

girl: "I don’t have a key"
boys and girls: "we don’t have a key either, we’re locked outtt."
girl: "GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK...GIVE ME MY PHONE BAAAACK"

Some kind of band night

girl #1: "we'll be calling you later to pick us up from the police station."

girl #2: "...you're not going to get arrested."

another wild night

"he's not going to pass out, he's going to run away....listen, that bike lock right there is a big chain. put it around his waist and on the thing."

"cmon marcus cmon."

*heaving noises*

Bar night musings

1: TITS!
2: YEAH!
2: ASS!
1: YEAH!
2: TITS and ASS!
1: SHIT!
2: YEAH! SHIT COVERED ASS!
1: YEAH!

Open Mic Night

Two guys outside looking at pictures or something
"How did you do?"
"I did pretty well, I go two buttholes, three pussies and...(mumbling)"

bar night fights

A guy gets kicked out of bar night, and a girl is crying.
"Lets go back in"
"You can't fight them all, there were ten of them"
"I fought one of them, I can take the rest"
"I just want to go home"
"LET US IN... FUCK CZ..."
They make out.
He rattles the gate and pounds on the window.
He tags CZ all over the gate.
He runs away.

tuesday afternoon

One girl talking to another: ...I don't know about the beasteality though... It is just kind of ....

Are you a moron or something?!
Did you see a muffin in there?
I don't see it.