Tuesday, September 23, 2008

After the Ridge Pirate raid/spatula battle 21:43

"To the chancellor's house"

"Yaaarrrgggg"

After the CZ pirate raid 21:37

-"Woooo"
-" Arrrrrrgggg"

-"We got a lot of mean comments like who let you in, and we are trying to study"

-"Bind her with blood"

-"arg"

-"My hand, he ate my hand, ate it."

-"Ridge?"

(I alerted my housemates, and we prepared to defend our home with spatulas)

Pirates gather at the CZ gate 21:32

-"Hello! We are here to rape and pillage. Arrrrrrrgggggg"

-"Are we pillaging yet?"

- "It must be done!"

Friday, September 19, 2008

Bar Night Again

"my favorite part is when they put the baby in the tanning bed"

Bar Night

(Lots of wildebeast gather outside the gate)
random girl: "I am just calling my friend"
guy: "Are yyyyyoooooouuuuuuuuuu ddddddrrrrrrruuuunnnnkkkkk?"
girl: "Its just about getting inside"

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Acid Adventure

1 U-haul + 30 CZars = noisy

Monday, September 8, 2008

Overheard by northgate at 23:30

Pacific Union Railroad; fuck yeeeaaahh! You got a problem with that? --I'll put a piece to your nose.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

11:40

I need a CZar any CZar! Oy! Oy! Oy!. Let me in! Oy! Oy! Oy! I need a Czar any Czar! Oy! Oy! Oy! Let me in! Oy! Oy! Oy! I wanna come home! Oy! Oy! Oy! Let me in! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Overheard at 21:20

"Is this how you handle nude movies? Let me in Brah... I'm reporting you"

Overheard at 20:15

"That's not possible, he has a penis. I am giving him four days and if he doesn't sleep with me..." (gate slams)