Non Perishables

"What time is is?"
"hmmm... time to party"
"time to get ill"
"1:30"

Brewed Awakening

"So wait, you got a black mac book because it was pretty?"
"Yeah"
"Seriously?"
"Well the white mac book just doesn't fit into my punk lifestyle"

singing in what sounds like a megaphone, 2:08 AM, post special dessert

"oh where oh where can my be, oh where oh where can it be?"
repeat 2x

After the Ridge Pirate raid/spatula battle 21:43

"To the chancellor's house"

"Yaaarrrgggg"

After the CZ pirate raid 21:37

-"Woooo"
-" Arrrrrrgggg"

-"We got a lot of mean comments like who let you in, and we are trying to study"

-"Bind her with blood"

-"arg"

-"My hand, he ate my hand, ate it."

-"Ridge?"

(I alerted my housemates, and we prepared to defend our home with spatulas)

Pirates gather at the CZ gate 21:32

-"Hello! We are here to rape and pillage. Arrrrrrrgggggg"

-"Are we pillaging yet?"

- "It must be done!"

Bar Night Again

"my favorite part is when they put the baby in the tanning bed"

Bar Night

(Lots of wildebeast gather outside the gate)
random girl: "I am just calling my friend"
guy: "Are yyyyyoooooouuuuuuuuuu ddddddrrrrrrruuuunnnnkkkkk?"
girl: "Its just about getting inside"

Acid Adventure

1 U-haul + 30 CZars = noisy

Overheard by northgate at 23:30

Pacific Union Railroad; fuck yeeeaaahh! You got a problem with that? --I'll put a piece to your nose.

11:40

I need a CZar any CZar! Oy! Oy! Oy!. Let me in! Oy! Oy! Oy! I need a Czar any Czar! Oy! Oy! Oy! Let me in! Oy! Oy! Oy! I wanna come home! Oy! Oy! Oy! Let me in! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!

Overheard at 21:20

"Is this how you handle nude movies? Let me in Brah... I'm reporting you"

Overheard at 20:15

"That's not possible, he has a penis. I am giving him four days and if he doesn't sleep with me..." (gate slams)