Strange love

(Gate Rattles)

Oh Co-op! You know you want me... I know I want you.

Destruction

" ive got a crowbarrr, ive got a crowbarr, crowbarrrrrr"

(something drops)

danielle: "oops i dropped it..."

proceeds to break toasters and misc. items, heaving and groaning like animals for 10 minutes.

(mystery man says they shouldn't be using the crowbar to break shit)

dude 1: we have permission, i checked it out!
mystery man: from who?
dude 1: morgan
mystery man: for what?
dude 1: for breaking shit from the free pile. we're also going to check out a broom.

danielle: well if you don't want me to use a crowbar, I won't. But I'm still going to break it...It's already broken.

CZ courtyard 4/20

girl: "I don’t have a key"
boys and girls: "we don’t have a key either, we’re locked outtt."
girl: "GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK...GIVE ME MY PHONE BAAAACK"

Some kind of band night

girl #1: "we'll be calling you later to pick us up from the police station."

girl #2: "...you're not going to get arrested."

another wild night

"he's not going to pass out, he's going to run away....listen, that bike lock right there is a big chain. put it around his waist and on the thing."

"cmon marcus cmon."

*heaving noises*

Bar night musings

1: TITS!
2: YEAH!
2: ASS!
1: YEAH!
2: TITS and ASS!
1: SHIT!
2: YEAH! SHIT COVERED ASS!
1: YEAH!

Open Mic Night

Two guys outside looking at pictures or something
"How did you do?"
"I did pretty well, I go two buttholes, three pussies and...(mumbling)"